Oi, mate, let’s chat about findin’ a fuck buddy ‘ere in Cold Norton, Essex. It’s a proper quiet little village, tucked away with lovely countryside views, just a stone’s throw from the River Crouch. Not much in the way of nightlife, mind you, but that don’t mean you can’t find a bit of fun. There’s the Norton pub for a casual pint and a chat to meet someone local. Or, if you’re feelin’ modern, check out Snapchat sexting to connect online first. Otherwise, head to nearby Chelmsford for bigger clubs like Bar & Beyond to spice things up!

















































